HAIKU THREAD

Come one, come all! Post a haiku! I’ll start.

A broken proton
cruises down the interstate
in a pick-up truck

Here’s another. IDK if I actually wrote this one or found it online, but I’ve always loved it.

Hermit crabs invade. 
What could they possibly want? 
Taking over malls.
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Poison in the food.
Vaccines contain estrogen.
Do not take your meds.

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Joggers everywhere
What could they possibly want?
Just a new TV

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HAHAHAHAHA

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I look at my street
Empty buildings, dead men walk
Keep riding my bike

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I feel tired right now
And although I’d like to sleep
I have stuff to do

There was a marmot
outside, scared, seeking shelter
He fled to the woods

My neighbor's dog, Fred
was also outside, alone
I led him back home
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If vaccines contain estrogen why don’t we all have massive tittes

limited exposure, we are simply reduced from our potential. If we did not ever consume estrogen vaccines, imagine how much more powerful we would be. The elites fear us.

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I really feel like we would be stronger if we did have the massive titties though, think about the power a single tit holds…

Gary the old-old-man
Covers the earth in repose
And washes the world

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Big succulent tits

A power unknown to man

They will end us all

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Smol sausage balloon
A dead, spooky lame pisses
because of the aids

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Warm winter blanket
Expels cold air, along with
Fish, and tastes funny

My feet hang over bed
Right by a bug-a-boo’s head
He knows I am gay

I’ll slap a Jap’s bald head
Took away my daily bread
Elmo cant tickle

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Destroyed tequila
A crunchy pussycat walks
despite the boogers

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Now in German!
Ich bin nicht so dick
Aber mein fuss ist jetzt schwarzt
Frankreich hat gut Käse
(I am not so fat
But my foot is now black
France has good cheese)

Heir ist mein opa
Heir ist meine doof swester
Ich habe kein freunden

(Here is my grandpa
Here is my dumb sister
I have no friends)

Naughty plebeian
A hot, large sausage dripping
on the cucumber

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Spicy hospital
A small, hairy garlic strips
enjoying the tits

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Dude i’m a poet!
Broski I did not know it!
My Mom hates my Dad…

Poetry is fun
But its not for everyone
Like my challenged friend

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Nine Eleven is fake
The witches did it from space
Bigfoot likes my cake

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This thread is so lit
I tried to pierce my left tit
With a coat hanger