Poop strategy

The best way to poop is to squat. This is because

-Time efficient
-Clean and sanitary (no ass contact to seat)
-Build leg muscles
-No distractions (I have never used my phone while in the bathroom)
-It’s how animal man pooped

If anyone can come up with a better strategy I would like to hear it :sunglasses:

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ew

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:poop:

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High IQ post

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leave the iPhone at the bathroom door, Buster

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